I am trying to break free from my stripes addiction, but the pull is strong! I need help buying non-stripes.

I've been getting into drinking smoothies in the morning - I like those a lot.

We all wish there were more 'Bridesmaids' out there.

I'm a very boring person in my real life so I got to act out misbehaving fantasies was really fun.

As opposed to trying to make a kiss look romantic or sweet or passionate, it's kind of fun to just have the freedom to make it look weird, goofy and awkward.

I am wrestling with the overalls trend. I wore so many pairs in junior high, and no one thought they were cute. Perhaps I'll try them cuffed with a tasteful crop top?

It feels kind of naughty when you're swearing on set and you know it's gonna make it in unbleeped on the show.

I like the Moth podcast a lot. I listen to that.

I'm not conservative, but I am kind of clean living in my own life.

I used to like to make myself sad, so I would listen to Bill Callahan as Smog.

I really like the concept of, like, slowing down and savoring your food, enjoying it.

There is but one good throw upon the dice which is to throw them away.

Every man has his fault and honesty is his.

I will sit down now but the time will come when you will hear me.

I love football. I'll watch the NFL before I watch any NBA.

To the patriots I say this: Take that long eternal look. Stand up for freedom, no matter what the cost. Stand up and be counted. It can help to save your soul-and maybe your country.

We are reorganizing in order to eliminate duplication and redundancy.

Show him your soft side too. Being too pretty and smart... Guys don't like when a woman is better than a man.

I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.

What Facebook stands for in the world is giving people a voice and spreading ideas and rationalism.

I never talk about things that don't matter. I never talk about things that are unimportant. I always talk about things that interest me.