I am very quick to judge.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

The BBC is a victim of its own independence.

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

People who spend their lives like to go to parties and cinemas, sit at home and watch movies, TV Series, TV dramas, etc.They think this is life. But it is spending life not living life.

May you tear each other to bits, you damned hyenas, and the quicker the better. Let it be destroyed. Let it happen. Let it end, this cold insanity.

To be known by the public, honestly. People come up and tell them how good I make them feel.

There is no evidence that having more guns reduces crime. None at All.

I am content with what I have, little be it, or much.

It is in vain for us to devise schemes by which competition can be put out of civilized life. Competition is the condition of life.

The 'ER' role was not Asian-specific, and my agent knew that I loved the show.

I'm extremely proud of the ability to really go forth and minister.

We're all of us dying . . . from the moment we're born

The whole life of instinct serves the one end of bringing about death.