I am very romantic. In fact, I just renewed my vows... although it was with another woman.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

Under questioning, a terrorist should be made to yield.

I only judge people by the depth of their squat.

Whitney Houston was a laser beam ... She always gave me better than what I asked for in the studio

It is not enough to say that something good, something beautiful is being born. We must help it become a reality - not a dream.

Genius is insanity right up until it works.

I believe our country is strong enough to be criticized.

You get funky things in Goa, so I like shopping there. Paris and Milan are also my preferred shopping destinations.

Proclaiming the gospel to all mankind is a fundamental part of the mission of the Church.

Woody [Harrelson] and I actually worked together years ago on North Country. So I felt completely at ease.

It has gone past me now, the writing phase.