I am what I eat. And I am this especially when I bite my nails.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

Knowledge is the beauty of a diamond, but wisdom is the shining reflection of that beauty.

My mind is killing me”— The Glass Child, Stuck In My Mind

The proper conceptual view is attained only through introspection.

Fear and hopelessness washed over her. She was looking her own mortality in the face, and it was a horrifying thing to do.

I didn't really go the starving-artist route. I kind of went and did massive, commercial things.

Societal expectations matter little; personal expectations matter tremendously.

Just live in the moment and not be afraid to try things out and make mistakes.

When I was in Russia I found that I thought I was going to give these people that I was interviewing a whole bunch of choice in terms of what they could drink while we were chatting.

What we call three dimensional space, and what we call the imagination actually have a contiguous and continuous transformation from one into the other, ... and THIS is big news!

if newspapers were written by people whose sole object in writing was to tell the truth about politics and the truth about art we should not believe in war, and we should believe in art.