I am who Iam, I enjoy life in my own way and that is hell of a lot more than most people can say for themselves

If every word introduces a new concept, the simple phrase "all that which does not exist" is sufficient to make everything that does not exist, exist.

You aren’t allowed back until you’ve learned to willingly suspend disbelief.

To kiss then was the most natural thing in the world. To explore, to taste, to find out. Katie did find out. When they parted from each other, the world was that much more of a beautiful thing.

Be a go-giver, not a go-getter

Don't promise twice what you can do at once.

I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm CM Punk! Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

You know what I like about the American form of government? They've worked things out so that you're never far from a 7-Eleven.

Books afford the surest relief in the most melancholy moments.

In the last 20, 22 years I have sung here very often and I have always felt the affection and warmth of the Italians, and I feel very close to you.

All of comedy at some level is trial-and-error, whether it's a stand-up trying out jokes or a comedy show trying stories.

On the old highway maps of America, the main routes were red and the back roads blue. Now even the colors are changing.