I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about.

I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.

Life is never quite like the brochure.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

It's safe to talk openly and honestly with people because they're not really listening.

Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly.

I believe that the obsessive worship of movie, TV and sports figures is less likely to produce spiritual gain than praying to Thor.

For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls... it's just stark terror.

I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did.

I believe I'm growing skeptical of cynicism.

I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

She had observed that the more education they got, the less they could do. Their father had gone to a one-room schoolhouse through the eighth grade and he could do anything.

Sometimes you don't get to choose your partner. Life chooses it for you.

Like any stage of the hydrologic process, we have our own peculiarities, our organs making us nothing more than water pools or springs of bizarre shape, filled with pulsing tubes and chambers.

It was only a sunny smile And little it cost in the giving. But like morning light it scattered the night And made the day worth living.

As for earthquakes, though they were still formidable, they were so interesting that men of science could hardly regret them.

On stage or in the movies I could do whatever I wanted to. I was free.

Just because something might not have a deep philosophical meaning doesn't mean it's not important or relevant.

Small businesses want things streamlined, and one of the great successes we're having is less paperwork, faster turnaround times.

Doubts could be swept away only by deeds.

There is nothing finer than to be alone with nothing to distract you.