I am worried that the next generation will not be able to have a real conversation.

You can either give in to negative feelings or fight them, and I'm of the belief that you should fight them.

The time has come when women should pay for a gigolo. Why should only rich men have young, beautiful women? Rich women should have young, beautiful men.

My favorite animal is the turtle. The reason is that in order for the turtle to move, it has to stick its neck out.

A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

Our way is not soft grass, it's a mountain path with lots of rocks. But it goes upwards, forward, toward the sun.

Remember, attraction is only one part of a relationship. Loyalty, commitment, responsibility and maturity make up the rest.

Skiers make the best lovers because they don't sit in front of a television like couch potatoes. They take a risk and they wiggle their behinds. They also meet new people on the ski lift.

I don't like to see teenage men wearing very tight jeans. The sight of an erection belongs in the privacy of the bedroom, living room, or kitchen floor.

Don't share your fantasies unless you're sure your partner really wants to hear them.

It is a catastrophe, all of this virtual being together. I think there are people who get hooked on the internet. If they need to look at explicitly sexual material to be aroused there is a problem.

JUST SHUT UP talking about what you're going to do and JUST DO IT! Then you can talk.

Stop complaining if you did started your life slower than the rest, Pick yourself up and move

I had always heard of Bad Santa one but I hadn't seen it, but it was sort of legendary.

I'd rather frame [Clintons] in terms of what I think we need to do going forward.

No matter how tired or wretched I am, a pussycat sitting in a doorway can divert my mind.

As far as I am concerned, no road that would lead us to health is either arduous or expensive.

The human comedy begins with a vertical smile.

Debt is a task master to be feared almost as much as the dictators themselves. It has enslaved thousands in its meshes. It has wrecked happy homes.

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude.

Trust me: Studios, investors, filmmakers, they will shift because they just follow the money trail.