I am your brother. I was supposed to be your brother before either of us was born. Karmic debt. It appears I was Vlad the Impaler or Genghis Khan in a past life.

You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee.

Leandros's favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow.

Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

We all have our security blankets in this world. Some are just sharper than others.

There are a lot of truths in this world. When it rains it pours. It's always darkest before the dawn. He who smelt it dealt it.

Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.

You're the little spoon, aren't you?

Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.

Why is it always the world? Why is it never just half a block? Or Jersey? You know, something we could live without?

People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled.

And so silence and ...darkness hold happiness and joy?" he said softly."Assuredly, " she said, "provided one listens to the silence and gazes deeply into the darkness. Everything is there. Everything.

When my journal appears many statues must come down.

I really just love to open a blank document and spew, whereas with a screenplay I have to be more judicious.

I felt a positive yearning toward one bush this afternoon. There was a match found for me at last. I fell in love with a shrub oak.

Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.

American families, families back home in Minnesota, know only too well that out-of-pocket expenses for health care have been rising at an astonishing rate.

If you are pained by external things, it is not they that disturb you, but your own judgement of them. And it is in your power to wipe out that judgement now.

No-limit hold'em- Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.

What a comfort is friendship in this world.