I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism. They have formed their own 4-H Club - the 'hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.'

There are people in our society who should be separated and discarded.

Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little longer.

Some newspapers dispose of their garbage by printing it.

Perhaps the place to start looking for a credibility gap is not in the offices of the Government in Washington but in the studios of the networks in New York!

Yippies, Hippies, Yahoos, Black Panthers, lions and tigers alike - I would swap the whole damn zoo for the kind of young Americans I saw in Vietnam.

Confronted with a choice, the American people would choose the policeman's truncheon over the anarchist's bomb.

And the American people should be made aware of the trend toward the monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power in fewer and fewer hands.

What's up?" [asked Ford.]"I don't know, " said Marvin, "I've never been there.

If you are lucky, home is not only a place that you leave, but also a place where you someday arrive.

23. With God, even when nothing is happening...something is happening.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I think I'm the kind of person who would be very difficult to employ - I'm pretty annoying, but driven.

Good-breeding is the art of showing men, by external signs, the internal regard we have for them. It arises from good sense, improved by conversing with good company.

Don't fake enthusiasms. Say what you think, not what you think you ought to think.

I love getting out there and traveling and doing shows and all of that. But when I can be home, it's a special time.

He that never thinks can never be wise.

All thinking begins with wondering