I appreciate some people enjoy reality TV and enjoy being a part of it - and I do watch it - but it isn't for me.

When I reach puberty I'm definitely going to grow a beard.

I think that if youve got 5 million people that enjoy drama and invest in characters, you must take the time to not worry about your job and getting sacked and just go for it and hit it again.

The only person Ill marry is myself. Believe me, my ego is that big.

I can lip read, so I know what other people are saying about me - especially when I clock them in my rear view mirror.

As an actor, you've got to maintain a bit of mystery and at least part of your private life, otherwise the game is up.

I'm an actor - I want to be known for that.

Who would I marry? I know, my ego. We'd make the perfect couple.

If I were a chocolate I'd eat myself. Seriously, we're all interested in ourselves and what other people are saying about us to some extent.

I hardly ever go to showbiz parties, it's not my style. That doesn't mean to say I don't have a good time. I love hanging out with mates.

One day I finally decided, that there is no point sharing my feelings, You don't enjoy...

Be a friend to thyself and others will be so too.

Museums are like sports stadiums, hotels and hospitals: they are in the category of captive-audience dining.

Since the past is unreal and the future is unreal, all your thoughts are about nothing.

If I were alive in Rubens's time, I'd be celebrated as a model. Kate Moss would be used as a paint brush.

I love clothes, but I don't know what to put on myself, let alone others. I have a lot of help getting dressed.

I have haters. I have so many haters.

When you would grab that last hole you could literally feel all of the hope, desire and stress drop off of you.

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead.

The amount of times my wife has rolled her eyes at board games is impossible to count.