I arrived in the middle of a press conference - as boring a thing to sit through if you don't know the language as it is if you do.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

There is no window to look outside.There is no window to look within.Open the doors.

If I can’t spend the rest of my life with you, I will live alone.

I let the happy times slip through my fingers and gripped on to the sad times as if they were my heart's desire

If you want to really deeply touch the viewer or the reader, the theater might be the most powerful way to do it.

My time has not yet come either; some are born posthumously.

You are a light that will always guide me, a whisper I'll always strain to hear.

I love the idea of 'the one' but I actually believe that there isn't a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it's all timing.

If I ever have a child.. Insh'allah I will... I wish it's a girl. I want a girl child.

Business is business and politics is politics and never between shall meet.

The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.