I ask the Lord in Heaven above / What is this thing called Love?

He may have hair upon his chest but, sister, so has Lassie.

Be like the bluebird who never is blue, For he knows from his upbringing what singing can do

Good authors, too, who once knew better words now only use four-letter words writing prose... anything goes.

The chimpanzees in the zoos do it, Some courageous kangaroos do it Let's do it, let's fall in love. I'm sure giraffes on the sly do it, Even eagles as they fly do it, Let's do it, let's fall in love.

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it; let's do it, let's fall in love.

I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all. So, tell me why should it be true, that I get a kick out of you?

All the inspiration I ever needed was a phone call from a producer.

Be a clown , be a clown, All the world loves a clown. Act the fool , play the calf, And you'll always have the last laugh .

Night and day you are the one, Only you beneath the moon and under the sun.

Now: heaven knows, anything goes.

My days are as long as despair can make them.

I want you forever. I will always be with you. I will always love you. I will love, honor, and cherish you for all eternity.

What makes creative people tingle are interesting problems, the chance to impress their friends, and caffeine.

I practice yoga and take a steam-filled bath or shower. Then I sit quietly and review and prioritize my to-do list.

Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh.

For never, never, wicked man was wise.

If you make a mistake, clean it up quicker rather than later.

There is no moral distinction between petty thievery and 'from each according to ability, to each according to need.'

We are born with only one obligation - to be completely who we are.

Ownership is the most intimate relationship that one can have to objects. Not that they come alive in him; it is he who lives in them.