I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.

I love my country, not my government.

When I ran for governor of Minnesota, I only raised $300,000.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people

Patriotism to your country is something that comes from your heart. It should be taught to you by your parents.

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business.

A vote is "wasted" when someone fails to vote their conscience.

A hero must be honorable, must have honor. And you can't have honor if you're a liar. There is no honor in lying.

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.

MANAGE YOUR MOOD: Name 1 thing that surprised you today...Name 1 thing that moved you...Name 1 thing that inspired you...

You can't always control what happens to you but you can master how you react to it.

He was so damn hard, he could chip the ice from his truck's windshield with his rigid pecker.

During a very busy life I have often been asked "How did you manage to it all?" The answer is very simple: it is because I did everything promptly.

We are using resources as if we had two planets, not one. There can be no 'plan B' because there is no 'planet B.'

If sexy scares you, don't listen to my music.

Your reasoning is excellent, it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

The girl behind the scrawled letters. I loved you from the moment I read them. I love you still.” - Will Herondale

Even Silicon Valley investors have put well over a $1 billion in new energy technologies.

Although there was a screenplay, the actors never knew what questions I was going to ask them, and all of my character's voice-over narration and scenes were added after the fact.