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Amy Schumer Quotes: I asked for a glass of Chardonnay. And in a 9/11-like twist, they didn't have any. They offered me Pinot.
         

I asked for a glass of Chardonnay. And in a 9/11-like twist, they didn't have any. They offered me Pinot.


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