I asked her if I was black or white. She replied "You are a human being. Educate yourself or you'll be a nobody!

God is the color of water. Water doesn't have a color.

Believe, my child. Faith is the food of survival.

Get rich. Live life to the fullest. Destroy the world.

Authors always feel in danger of being abandoned by loved ones. This is a potent fear. Yet it's as inevitable as writer's cramp when we presume to write words for others to read.

I don't give a damn about the stock market. But I do care about jobs.

Dale Earnhardt was the best race car driver there will ever be in NASCAR. I would hope you don't expect me to replace him because nobody ever will.

We are all prisoners but some of us are in cells with windows and some without.

I love being in bed almost as much as I love food.

Dream big and surround yourself with brilliance, even if you end up dressed up like a flower or a sexually transmitted disease.

I feel more comfortable with my clothes off than on!

It would not be for the public good to have [a majority in Congress of one party] greater [than] two to one.