I asked if I could read for the role of Kevin Costner's caddy in Tin Cup. It was a fun learning experience, even though Cheech Marin got the part.

You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.

You see in all my life I've never found what I couldn't resist, what I couldn't turn down. I could walk away from anyone I ever knew, but I can't walk away from you.

Sometimes I thank God... for cheeseburgers.

Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance the tide.

A mistake isn't a mistake if you learn a lesson from it.

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.

I know there's nothing that I wouldn't do Go to the ends of the earth for you To make you feel my love

Too much credit is given to the end result. The true lesson is in the struggle that takes place between the dream and reality. That struggle is a thing called life!

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.

Don't let the world decide who you are. You decide who you are.

Time cools time clarifies no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours.

What one man does another fails to do what's fit for me may not be fit for you.

This is the price you pay for having a great father. You get the wonder, the joy, the tender moments - and you get the tears at the end, too.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

For my own part I am more interested in my work than its mere money value.

Courage is knowing what to fear.

I love my poor earth because I have seen no other.

Go to your banquet then, but use delight So as to rise still with an appetite.

I don't get the great story line, action, mystery scripts; I get comedies. And relationship comedies are what I do. It's what attracted me to American Pie.

If you were to do a line-up of past suitors, it's definitely a very eclectic group, is all I'll say.