I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.

Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.

Nutrition makes me puke.

... I want the world to know that people like me who have returned from the half-world of mental oblivion are not forever contaminated. We have been sick.

There is no better therapy than understanding.

I didn't get hurt in the contest. I hurt it the next day.

I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.

I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984.

If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one.

The truth can only be absolute as any relativity may include the untruth towards the system of reference where it varies.

Fear must die for your dreams to live.

All you care about is the control and power you have over me and I hate myself for giving that to you!

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

Did you used to play for Barcelona? Because that's not Barcelona football.

The Heavenly Father does not ask for golden vessels. He does not ask for silver vessels. God asks for yielded vessels.

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

I'm very responsible. And with ability you have to have responsibility. I'm not perfect. But you have to make sure that your children will know that daddy makes mistakes.

SOONER OR LATER ALL MEN MUST DIE. EVERYTHING DIES IN THE END. I CAN BE ROBBED BUT NEVER DENIED, I TOLD MYSELF. WHY WORRY? “I too cannot be cheated,” snapped Fate.

In every man's writings, the character of the writer must lie recorded.