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I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."


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This page presents the quote "I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, &quot;Wait til it gets warmer.&quot;". Author of this quote is Rodney Dangerfield. This quote is about ice, men, old man, funny, skating, humor, if i could,.