I asked my publisher what would happen if he sold all the copies of my book he'd printed. He said 'I'll just print another ten'.

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.

I'm proud of being a vaudevillian, the last of my line. A lot of people think my entertainment is candy-floss. Well, entertainment is too aggressive these days, all 'in your face.'

Being deaf and partially blind means I don't really watch TV. I wouldn't know what to do with a remote control.

I asked my publisher what would happen if he sold all the copies of my book he'd printed. He said "I'll just print another ten.

I believe life is an intelligent thing: that things aren't random.

Rock, meet stubborn place.

Every war is a war against children.

Fear hath the common fault of a justice of peace, and is apt to conclude hastily from every slight circumstance, without examining the evidence on both sides.

I am a proud Montrealer. Jobs will take me where they take me, but nothing will ever be able to convince me to leave my home.

The endless bonking was exhausting me.

Time and progress are synonymous terms--nothing can stop either. Truth will prevail and that is why I know that my teachings will reach the masses and finally be adopted as universal.

Help me by whatever you are pleased to do in your provinces.

Leadership isn't what a team says, but what it does.

With my singing I can make, a refuge for my spirit's sake; a house of shining words, to be my fragile immortality.