I aspire to be an old man with an old wife laughing at old jokes from a wild youth.

I hope to arrive at my death, late, in love, and a little drunk.

I worry there is something broken in our generation, there are too many sad eyes on happy faces.

We are made of all those who have built and broken us.

Brushing a girl’s hair behind her earonce a daywill solve more problemsthan all thosetherapists and drugs.

She was afraid of heightsbut she was much more afraid of never flying.

Depression is being colorblind and constantly told how colorful the world is.

From the moment I saw her I knew this onewas worththebroken heart.

Our songslive longer thanour kingdoms.

I will follow you, my love, to the edge of all our days, to our very last tomorrows.

We humans are so tortured by not properly guessing what will make us happy.

Pale death kicks with impartial foot at the hovels of the poor and the towers of kings.

Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage.

So long as you've got your friends about you, and a good positive attitude, you don't really have to care what everyone else thinks.

Aviation - and space travel, in particular - have always been especially captivating.

Life has to be dangerous.

Cruelty to animals can become violence to humans.

Being happily married, I’m more focused on what I’m doing. Ya know, one of my quotes is ‘love isn’t looking somebody in the eyes; it’s looking out in the same direction.

A lot of times, working in stand up, youre by yourself ,and so you just have to rely on yourself only but I like working in an ensemble.

No more pronouncements on lousy verse. No more hidden competition. No more struggling not to be a square.

I think my entire career path was determined for me when I was 6 years old, watching reruns of 'I Love Lucy' on TV and thinking about making people laugh.