I assume everything I do in life is gonna be a failure, and then if it turns up roses, then I'm psyched.

It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do.

Germany's amongst my top three places in the world I'd like to live.

I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that."

If you're trying to make someone happy, you gotta try and make them happy.

New Orleans is like the bad-kid island in 'Pinocchio.'

The great thing about 'Allen Gregory' is that we try to make it really questionable that the things he says have happened, have really happened. We like that ambiguity.

I don't like to say mean things about people's hard work.

I mean, I find things that happened in real life to be the funniest - things that you observe instead of crazy abstract things, you know.

I mean, being shot in slow motion doing cocaine by Martin Scorsese is, like, maybe every actor's dream. Nothing will compare to it. Except maybe having kids.

I play a lot of games on my iPhone. There is a game called Rat on a Scooter that I will promote as much as possible because it has brought me so much joy.

The trappings of a monarchy would set up an ordinary commonwealth.

Every worker needs a decent and legal source of income.

A nation cannot prosper long when it favors only the prosperous.

I think people who sample are cheating. It is like people who do collages. Use all of your own stuff.

perpetuity in a home is a blanket for the cold years that come with age.

I came to Party Crashing because accidents happen. People you love will die. Nothing you treasure will last forever. And I need to accept and embrace that fact.

I'd say Carrick has the qualities of a Scholes, Andrea Pirlo and Sergio Busquets.

Great leaders don't succeed because they are great. They succeed because they bring out the greatness in others.

Normally, racing drivers come from a long line of previous successful sports people.

I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes. That means that a man can get a marriage license for nothing.