I assure you my professions never go beyond my intentions.

Good humor, like the jaundice, makes every one of its own complexion.

... alas! in the exercise of the arts, industry scarce bears the name of merit.

I have not laughed since I married.

There the poor have another advantage ... for they may defy not only death, but every loss by sea or land, for they have nothing to lose.

For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient.

Good humor like the jaundice makes every one of its own complexion.

I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.

No matter how good you are to people, you will always have barriers and enemies on your way to success

The trouble with all these other countries is they're all being run by foreigners.

I eat at In-N-Out Burger every chance I get.

You say you will not fight to free negroes. Some of them seem willing to fight for you; but, no matter. Fight you, then exclusively to save the Union.

Arizona now has one of the most innovative systems of financing school construction in the nation.

I liked to play against all the teams in the National Football League or the American Football League, because they were always a challenge.

I sometimes get asked if I think about film stuff while I'm writing fiction, and the answer is, of course not.

To have a childhood means to live a thousand lives before the one.

If you can see the terrorists as a relative who's dangerously sick and we have to give them medicine and the medicine is love and compassion. There's nothing better.