I assure you that the training that you get in a midget, in a sprint car and perhaps in a Silver Crown car is really the kind of experience that makes you into a damn good race driver.

Retiring is getting ready to die.

Indy makes the race driver. You become famous when you come here.

If you know what life really wants, and if you know what you really want, you can begin to create the relationship.

I’m nothing, here. A lowly surveillance analyst. Being the hero could have meant something good for me. Could have changed my whole

The charm, one might say the genius, of memory is that it is choosy, chancy and temperamental.

You must understand printing lies about Republican candidates is OK. It's called vetting. Printing the truth about liberals - that's called "swift-boating."

There are many people of color who are very talented.

So long as the mother, Ignorance, lives, it is not safe for Science the offspring, to divulge the hidden causes of things.

Mixing in some rusty oranges is a warm way to update your place for fall.

Happiness consists not in having, but of being, not of possessing, but of enjoying. It is the warm glow of a heart at peace with itself.

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.