I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

I was loving you, I am loving you and I will love you for the eternity. Love is eternal.

Women get more unhappy the more they try to liberate themselves.

Every sunrise is an invitation for us to arise and brighten someone's day.

We are what we pretend to be so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

Just Detach From False Mental Objects And Be Enlightened To Being-As-Is

Every act of violence is also a message that needs to be understood. (23-24)

It is love alone that leads to right action. What brings order in the world is to love and let love do what it will.

Freedom is always at the beginning and not at the end.

... on every important issue life transcends logic and it is folly to depend on reason alone.

My husband is a former Air Force pilot and my son is an active duty Army surgeon, recently returned from Iraq, so my pride in our military is passionate... and personal.