I became a hero to everyone because I didn't take dialysis and was still alive.

The best things in life aren't things.

People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time.

There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.

The things that matter most are not things.

This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.

Even in silence and darkness, the heart can see more beauty than the eyes.

Her smile is the simplest miracle that she can create anytime.

If 10 percent of the population were to take a consciously ethical outlook on life and act accordingly, the resulting change would be more significant than any change of government,

An outlier does not lack knowledge but has the interdisciplinary understanding to see things differently.

If you invite negativity in, you have to feed it and hang out with it. Best not to invite it in.

I look upon the whole world as my fatherland, and every war has to me the horror of a family feud.

Challenging leaders is as American as it gets.

An honest heart is not to be trusted with itself in bad company.

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

The potential for greatness lives within us all.