I became a major league manager in several cities and was discharged. We call it discharged because there was no question I had to leave.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

The most important events in human history were the death and the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

... that's how life should be, when one person loses heart, the other must have heart and courage enough for both.

You have to dig a well before you can draw water from it.

Faces are the ledgers of our experience.

I will bring lots of studies back with me so I can work on some big things at home.

My philosophy in life... is to prove myself to myself and not to others. I tried to teach my children that, that I have to respect myself, to prove to myself that I can do the best I can.

I've never been compared to Bugs Bunny and that's amazing, thank you.

I'm sure most parents read to their children to explain what certain things mean. So books are a good way to convey a message to anybody. Everybody reads.

When jobs come up, like a low-budget film like The Last Exorcism, you say yes and you see where it takes you.

The difference between management and administration (which is what bureaucrats used to do exclusively) is the difference between choice and rigidity.