I became an American in 2006. It got me thinking about what is my America and what's my perception of America.

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.

I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people too much.

As you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and companionship. But passionate love? I'd love to know how to make that last.

As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

I love John Waters. There's stuff in it that's beyond the boundaries of my taste, but his movies have always been like that.

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan from the outset. I had no burning ambition to do what I do

I think serial monogamy says it all.

Time wasted can never be compensated

Male domination is so rooted in our collective unconscious that we no longer even see it.

The reins of government have been so long slackened, that I fear the people will not quietly submit to those restraints which are necessary for the peace and security of the community.

Every minute you spend with someone gives them a part of your life and takes part of theirs.

I just to put out the best records I can and perform the best I can.

We understand God by everything in ourselves that is fragmentary, incomplete, and inopportune.

I know now that we never get over great losses; we absorb them, and they carve us into different, often kinder, creatures.

Stupidity is an immovable object: you can't try to attack it wiithout being broken by it.

words can never get at the truth.

I grieve for life's bright promise, just shown and then withdrawn.