I became an entertainer not because I wanted to but because I was meant to.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.

Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.

A jester unemployed is nobodys fool.

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

To travel is to take a journey into yourself.

After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.

Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.

Some woman are more interested in what they look like than what they are. If they more interested in what they are, they would look better.

Sometimes the stage terrifies me, ” I confessed. “But being here alone like this, it’s freeing.”Solitude can be freeing, ” he said.

All that a man does outwardly is but the expression and completion of his inward thought. To work effectively he must think clearly to act nobly he must think nobly.

The Republic may not give wealth or happiness, she has not promised these. It is the freedom to pursue these, not their realization, we can claim.

Can you look at a situation without naming it? Naming it, making it a word, causes fear.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth, stolen on his wing my three-and-twentieth year!

When did having a life become an event you had to schedule?

What I say is, a town isn't a town without a bookstore. It may call itself a town, but unless it's got a bookstore it knows it's not fooling a soul.

History is an argument without end.

The worm that destroys you is the temptation to agree with your critics, to get their approval.