I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.

Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

Oh its real, its damn real

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

Be open to the possibility that there are other paths available to you in relating to yourself and to another.

I am going to hold a pistol to the head of the Modern Man. But I shall not use it to kill him–only to bring him to life.

Genius lives only one storey above madness

Painting what I experience, translating what I feel, is a great liberation. But it is also work, self-examination, consciousness, criticism, struggle.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Take pleasure in your dreams; relish your principles and drape your purest feelings on the heart of a precious lover.

Nobody can call himself a Christian who does not worship Jesus.

I’m not super thin, but I’m thin, for like, Detroit

When vitality runs high, death takes men by surprise. But if they close their eyes to this possibility, what they gain in peace they lose in sensibility and significance.

Acting is like playing, while directing is really fun, sort of like an orgy.