I become more convinced that beings from other planets are using the Earth as a lunatic asylum

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

His mother was as frosty as the polar icecaps. His sister was gone. Who did he have that cared about him? Who would remind him that he mattered?

Someone who wants to write should make an effort to write a little something every day. Writing in this sense is the same as athletes who practice a sport every day to keep their skills honed.

A sober man may become a drunkard through being a coward. A brave man may become a coward through being a drunkard.

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

Don’t be afraid to do something different Dare to be something more.

Let there be no mincing of comparisons in this assertion. Not Turner, not Monet, painted so directly blinding shafts of sunlight as has this Spaniard.

But our comedies never endured long without a tragedy.

The soul is not ruled by time and space. The soul is infinite. It blends with the One in infinity.

Random Roles? Oh, I saw Virginia Madsen do this the other day! You see? I'm paying attention!

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?