I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going straight from puberty to a mid-life crisis.

The toughest workout can never match the pain of being out of work.

Perception is blind to the knowledge that you cannot understand.

Love is 100% percent practical, oral performance is an ultimate turn-off, whether you like it or not.

The zeal of fools offends at any time.

I'm just a glutton for spas and messages. And I love to surf and hike.

In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo, and I always will be.

We are very near the final climactic events that end with the Second Coming of Christ.

What a singular fact for an angel visitant to this earth to carry back in his note-book, that men were forbidden to expose their bodies under the severest penalties!

Space and time are real for the man who is yet imperfect, and space is divided for him into dimensions; time, into past, present, and future.

If you are willing to do only what's easy, life will be hard. But if you are willing to do what's hard, life will be easy.

Better to illuminate than merely to shine; to deliver to others contemplated truths than merely to contemplate.