I believe Buddhism to be a simplification of Hinduism and Islam to be a simplification of Xianity.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Meditation is to be aware of what is going on: in your body, in your feelings, in your mind, and in the world.

Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.

Your deepest pain will be your most Glorious Blessing.

I've been doing Porky Pig for 21 years for Warner Brothers.

If you look at anything, there are always comedic moments.

Cheap grace is grace without discipleship, grace without the cross, grace without Jesus Christ, living and incarnate.

Success is a rare paint, hides all the ugliness.

What 'jazz' means to me is the worst kind of working conditions, the worst in cultural prejudice. The term 'jazz' has come to mean the abuse and exploitation of black musicians.

I have had no contacts or collusions with the Russians. And my exchange with Guccifer 2, based on the content and the timing, most certainly does not constitute collusion.

Friendship is not always the sequel of obligation.