I believe I'll take off my colors for awhile / And just kick back and sing some blues.

The days that I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, I have really good days.

Buddha was not a Christian, but Jesus would have made a good Buddhist.

It's not any more unusual to be born twice than it is to be born once.

My life's an open book. Some of the pages are a little ripped, but it's open.

It's not your client's obligation, or your obligation, to prove your client's innocence. It is the prosecution's obligation to - to prove you're client's guilt.

I'm an American. We're a people diseased with progress.

What some people would call antics, I would just call a good show.

My parents were divorced by the time I was even conscious - like I don't remember them ever being together.

We were sent to Vietnam to kill Communism. But we found instead that we were killing women and children.

I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out.

Do you know what people want more than anything? They want to be missed.

If you do the right thing, eventually you will inspire others to do the right thing.

One of the hardest things I've had to learn is to let it go. At the end of the show or the end of the rehearsal day to just take a deep breath and say, "Alright, that was it. That was the day."