I believe engineers will save the world.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

How you receive and respond to moments determines the quality of your life.

I do love you but I hate the evil inside of you

He was the smell of winter rain and the sound of his predator’s heartbeat

A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.

Don't try to touch my heart, it's darker than you think. And don't try to read my mind, because it's full of disappearing ink.

Property -- the more common it becomes the more holy it becomes.

True repentance always involves reform.

Champagne is the only drink that leaves a woman still beautiful after drinking it.

Do nothing till thou hast well considered the end of it.

He stared at his feet. “I’m still very ignorant,” he said, “but at least I’m ignorant about really important things.