I believe in God, I just give him more credit than being a single parent and an author.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

He was a wise man who originated the idea of God.

You can pout about the way the world is as long as you want, but that's not going to change it. You've got to figure it out.

To be president of America, you need tremendous stamina.

I don't need music for the good times. I don't have that kind of need. Music doesn't serve me like that.

I was in detention a lot.

Avoid all affectation and singularity. What is according to nature is best, and what is contrary to it is always distasteful. Nothing is graceful that is not our own.

I am in fact more than a dress.

It is difficult, but not impossible, to conduct strictly honest business.

I am a huge Leonard Cohen person.

Nothing ever seems straightforward in Venice, least of all its romances.