I believe in Ronald Reagan's 11th commandment, thou shall not speak unfavorably of another Republican.

Married women are kept women and they are beginning to find it out.

If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.

The nation that leads the clean energy economy will be the nation that leads the global economy.

I don't want to think about how many people have thought or still think that I'm crazy.

The herd instinct is the new chic! It's like belonging to a club!

Members of the Rae Chorze-Fwaz order trace their origins back through Tibet, Japan, China, India, and ancient Egypt to the place the order was founded, the lost continent of Atlantis.

You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke thief," I just tell them to come to one of my shows.

I have always been in a relationship. I don't remember the time when I wasn't in one

I don't give a damn about the civilians.

I would prefer a thousand times to receive reproofs than to give them to others.