I believe in censorship when it benefits me.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

Keep trusting God, He will give you what you need

Nothing good came free. Even love. You paid for all things. And if you were poor, suffering was your currency.

I fell in love with many women at school who had no idea I existed. I'm a bit of a romantic.

I'm happy just because I found out I am really no one

A lot of people have nothing very well organized, and a lot of people have nothing, very well organized.

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.

Nature is less partial than she appears, and all situations in life have their compensations along with them.

The thing I want more than anything else? I want to have children. I used to feel for every child I had, I would adopt another.

You can only really open yourself up so far to someone that you don't truly love you keep something back when you know somewhere in your gut that this relationship is going to be forever.

I don't know how much longer I can keep going without a friend. I used to be able to do it very easily, but that was before I knew what having a friend was like.