I believe in justice, and I believe in people being held responsible for their actions.

Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. Be a hero, take the time learn about adoption today.

You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it.

I hate government. I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.

Ben Affleck (who plays A.J. Frost) and I got to actually go into the neutral buoyancy tank in actual $10 million spacesuits the astronauts wear in outer space, and that was pretty interesting

I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party

Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It's a weird combination of elements.

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

Every day, I work at not taking this fame thing seriously. Fortunately, I have a great group of friends who help me do this.

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

It doesn't matter how many people I've killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.

The man who does not do his own thinking is a slave, and is a traitor to himself and to his fellowmen.

Eternity: a moment standing still for ever.

It takes half your life before you discover life is a do-it-yourself project.

Never touch another man's button.

I've always been just kind of consumed by my own thoughts.

A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.

It's very trying on a marriage when you're doing a one hour show, week after week after week. You don't have enough time for people that maybe you should have top priority.

I like to do projects that are off-the-wall and on top-of-the-wall.

You need to look like a lady at the Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers will tear you apart. Then again, you aren't really anyone till Joan Rivers tears you apart.

It is a pipe dream to think that that bill is going to the floor and be voted on.