I believe in love the verb, not the noun.

The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.

When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.

He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.

You are not easily forgotten.

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

And I would urge all women to have that regular mammogram.

I don't hear any clear, coherent message [from Democrats]. I mean, when you're a party out of power, it's the time to be a national party chair.

I try hard and aim big. People can hate or love my books but they can never accuse me of not trying.

The only thing certain is nothing is certain.

Jaws, first time I saw it, I forgot I was in it. True. Totally forgot, and got as scared as everybody else, and it's a great movie.

I don't think I'm prepared to give away my technique to Great Britain. Are you crazy? All I can say is there was a ninja and a fire truck involved, and a great deal of coersion.

You are the one, I think I'm in love... life has begun.

Will Herman Cain become the first black President that I acknowledge? I call him a dark horse because he's an unlikely candidate who surged forward, and not because he's a horse.

"Face the brutes." That is a lesson for all life-face the terrible, face it boldly. Like the monkeys, the hardships of life fall back when we cease to flee before them.