I believe in making all movies at their most reasonable. That I get a lot of money as an actor is because nobody else will get it if I don't.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

If everyone listened to me, the world would be a better place.

Have you listened to your heart?

Magic comes from what is inside you. It is a part of you. You can't weave together a spell that you don't beleive in.

I'm from Missouri you must show me.

...most men and women will grow up to love their servitude and will never dream of revolution.

And people get so weird about mental illness, you follow the rules! You don't up a heart patient on a roller coaster, you don't put a mental patient on a hunting trip with you!

If you have a choice between buying something and paying down your credit card, pay down your credit card.

Lucky thing were allies, right? -Finnick Odair

You have to be more disciplined every day to get better and learn the game.

I notice people that look good.