I believe in my neighbors. I know their faults and I know that their virtues far outweigh their faults.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

If there is no any patience, forbearance and forgiveness. Then there is no peace.

There can be no friendship without confidence, and no confidence without integrity.

Take a seat, Charlie, ” he said. “I’ll kill you in a few minutes. It’ll be good for you.

A man with a golden gun may have a ruthless heart... & may have a golden Heart too

Maybe there is more truth in how you feel than in what actually happens.

Climate change is a real deal. So, hey deniers - cut it out, and let's get to work.

And there are no stars and that you're never really sure who's doing what and what voice is what and, you know what I mean? It's supposed to be quite elusive

I was at dinner with Gene Wilder and imitated Ethel Barrymore for everyone

Just take a look around you: Blood is flowing in rivers and in such a jolly way you’d think it was champagne.

Most meetings are too long, too dull, too unproductive - and too much a part of corporate life to be abandoned.