I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

To fear is to have more faith in your antagonist than in Christ.

Control what you can. Influence what you should. Forget the rest.

What makes a good book? Simply put, a good book is one that you enjoy reading.

Happy accidents are real gifts, and they can open the door to a future that didn't even exist. It's kind of nice sometimes to set up something to encourage or allow happy accidents to happen.

Those wanting to improve democracy in their countries should not wait for permission.

To go where the King goes afoot (i.e. to the stool).

I've been doing silly voices since I was a child.

Part of show business is magic. You don't know how it happens.

For those orderly folks who have life all neatly arranged in their heads, who do more accepting than questioning, unschooling is a disturbing thing.

Now he'll outstare the lightning. To be furious Is to be frightened out of fear.