I believe in talking behind peoples' backs. That way, they hear it more than once.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Time makes you to run from it so, be quick at your decisions you decide

Rum is tonic that clarifies the vision, and sets things in true perspective.

I know without needing to hear the voice of the Creator that the stars trace out in space the orbits which His hand has drawn.

My eyes flew open, and I pushed back against rock-hard shoulders. I let out a little squeak of horror. "It's me," said a familiar voice. ..."Eric, what are you doing here?" "Snuggling.

If the guys on the bench were as good as the guys you have out there, they'd be out there in first place.

The Darwinian movement has made no difference to mankind, except that, instead of talking unphilosophically about philosophy, they now talk unscientifically about science.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

Stupid truth, always resisting simplicity

We are not our brother’s keeper we are our brother and we are our sister. We must look past complexion and see community.

Like everyone on the set has to take [herpes medication] Valtrex. We hand it out like M&Ms. Hey kids, it's time for Valtrex!' It's like a herpes nest. They're all in there mixing it up.