I believe it is customary in good society to take some slight refreshment at five o'clock.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

If a conclusion is not poetically balanced, it cannot be scientifically true.

There is a hopeless longing for nostalgia that pervades the human soul, a return to the warm glow of remembrance or some imagined past.

The serve was invented so that the net could play.

If you read only the New York Times- I said, 'Oh my God!' The readers of the New York Times are heading for a major, major breakdown shock if Trump is in fact elected.

Bad taste creates many more millionaires than good taste.

An artist chooses his subjects: that is the way he praises.

I hid my underwear beneath a parked Peugeot.

I feel I'm doing God's work switching people from group plans to individual insurance.

Sin has made us stupid, so that we can only learn the hard way.

I am daily making myself what I am.