I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

I mind the unmindful, but I mind my own mind too. Mine your mind, and mine the minds of others. Mind.. you are mine!

The Medicaid system currently steers people toward nursing home care. Far more people can be covered in community-based care programs for significantly less.

To execute laws is a royal office; to execute orders is not to be a king. However, a political executive magistracy, though merely such, is a great trust.

That can never be reasoned down which was not reasoned up.

A peace that comes from fear and not from the heart is the opposite of peace.

I'm not trying to create an image or a persona. I'm just singing because that's what I know how to do.

Because he is a living divinity, when he acts, the universe acts.

Seeking the invisible through the imagery of the visible, the Americans never can get quite all the way to the end of the American dream.

Watch what you say and do because little eyes are watching you.

I became completely addicted to 'Angry Birds' for a while.