I believe many Harley guys spend more time revving their engines than actually driving anywhere; I sometimes wonder why they bother to have wheels on their motorcycles.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

In sitting meditation, our practice is to watch our thoughts arise, label them "thinking", and return to the breath.

The course of a life can be changed with some well timed, lovingly asked, honestly answered questions.

Metaphors are dangerous. Metaphors are not to be trifled with.

I feel like I was drafted to play football, not carry another player's pads.

Little lies are very dangerous, because there are so many of them, and because each one of them scours upon the character as diamond-pointed.

The day had gone by just as days go by. I had killed it in accordance with my primitive and retiring way of life.

Life is accumulative - Either our errors accumulate to what we don't get, or our wise decisions accumulate into what we do get.

A nonviolent person's life is always at the disposal of him who would take it.

Every wave is new until it breaks.

We need to do whatever we can, legally and within our power, to remove Donald Trump from office as fast as possible before something serious happens in this country.