I believe that God felt sorry for actors so he created Hollywood to give them a place in the sun and a swimming pool. The price they had to pay was to surrender their talent.

When [actors] are talking, they are servants of the dramatist. It is what they can show the audience when they are not talking that reveals the fine actor.

Actors must practice restraint, else think what might happen in a love scene.

England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife.

I regard England as my wife and America as my mistress.

Actors and burglars work better at night.

And he’d expected her to feel like heaven, plus nirvana, plus that scene in Willy Wonka where Charlie starts to fly.

The only way of catching a train I have ever discovered is to miss the train before.

I thought I knew madness, but I didn’t know it before you.

Beat your child once a day. If you don't know why he does.

Music is the marriage of the feelings of the living to the wisdom of the dead.

There probably aren't a lot of actors my age who tap dance.

Unfortunately being born princess doesn't autimatically make a girl graceful or confident, a fact I've lamented for most of my fourteen years

You deserve better from your entire government, all of us.

Stars are like animals in the wild. We may see the very young but never their actual birth, which is a veiled and secret event.

I heard one presidential candidate say that what this country needed was a president for the nineties. I was set to run again. I thought he said a president IN his nineties.