I believe that God has a plan, and it's your job to show up with an open heart.

I don't care if you want to hunt, I don't care if you think it's your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison.

Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America...

I just want to say something. 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists?

The Second Amendment is not really a right.

I act irrationally, I defy the odds, I engage when others would run. I look for trouble, I seek chaos, it is a burden.

Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers.

I think there should be a law - and I know this is extreme - that no one can have a gun in the U.S. If you have a gun, you go to jail. Only the police should have guns.

I'd love to be a dead body in the emergency room and have George Clooney go, 'This one's gone!' while he puts a sheet on me.

I've been on every diet in the world. I've been on Slim-Fast. For breakfast you have a shake. For lunch, you have a shake. For dinner, you kill anyone with food on their plate.

I'm not going to let my life revolve around losing weight. I have other things to do.

Experience God, don't raise a wall of dogmas between you and Him.

We don't believe we are too sexy for our hair.

Go toward self-actualization rather than self-image actualization... Search within... for honest self- expression.

Well as much as I'm sure the people next door who are pretending they aren't looking at me would like to hear what I have to say, I'd rather say it to just you.

it doesn t matter if it takes a long time getting there; the point is to have a destination.

I respect everything I make fun of.

If you will do what you CAN do, God will do what you CANNOT do.

You can often measure a person by the size of his dream.

I write the kind of stuff I'd like to watch.