I believe that comedians do what they do, and then they get credit or criticism for doing it. There's nothing planned about this.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

I'm honest about the journey I've been on, so I definitely don't take dating lightly anymore.

The joy of motherhood: what a mother experiences when all her children are in bed

Encountering sufferings will definitely contribute to the elevation of your spiritual practice, provided you are able to transform calamity and misfortune into the path.

What is needed to attain happiness is not a comfortable life, but a heart in love, such as Christ's.

I don't have a label, I don't have a manager, I'm doing everything myself.

Ideas can be life-changing. Sometimes all you need to open the door is just one more good idea.

I have a terror of things being nice and knowing what to expect. Making a photograph is a license to have experiences that I would not otherwise have.

Never meddle with play-actors, for they're a favoured race.

My fears and anxieties throughout my whole life have been slowly squeezing my voice.

I have always hated celebrities lecturing people on politics.