I believe that the obsessive worship of movie, TV and sports figures is less likely to produce spiritual gain than praying to Thor.

I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.

Life is never quite like the brochure.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

It's safe to talk openly and honestly with people because they're not really listening.

Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly.

I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about.

For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls... it's just stark terror.

I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did.

I believe I'm growing skeptical of cynicism.

I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.

It is pretty simple - mind is a part of life - consciousness is a part of mind - God is a part of consciousness.

When a woman walks into a room, her outfit is the first thing she says, before she even opens her mouth. Women are judged on what they wear in a way men would find incomprehensible.

I don't mind people talking about me behind my back. It means they know me, and I'm out in front.

And what, you ask, does writing teach us? First and foremost, it reminds us that we are alive and that it is a gift and a privilege, not a right.

Faith and doubt cannot exist in the same mind at the same time, for one will dispel the other.

Where there's love there's no limit; where there's a limit, there's no love.

I didn't really like modeling; it was fun but I always wanted acting.

Star Wars is mythology. Its like Greek mythology or Shakespeare. Its the story of good versus evil over a very long span of time. The storytelling is universal and timeless.

You tend to close your eyes to truth, beauty and goodness because they give no scope to your sense of the ridiculous.